Probably The Best Jez In The World
I stumbled upon this website (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan/) while on assignment to create some slogans for the company I’m working in right now.
Go check that website, and put any word you want in the box, and the Advertising Slogan Generator will make you one! Convenient, no? Well, not really, since the slogans are real slogans that were once / are still used. But it’s entertaining as hell.
Some of them slogans are so ridiculous, some have so much sexual undertones, and some ajust don’t explain anything about the product that I seriously wonder how the ad execs could have OK-ed it to be used as actual slogans.
I used my own name of course (narcissistic much?), and here’s a few of my fave results:
I Saw Jez and I Thought of You.
(Awww. How corny, lol)Strong And Beautiful, Just Like Jez.
(I cannot disagree with them on this, naturally)Strong Enough For a Man, Made For a Jez.
(This one sounds familiar, anyone knows?)Men Can’t Help Acting On Jez.
(I wish this was true)Give That Man a Jez.
(Same here. Hear hear!)The Real Smell of Jez
(Seriously now, how is this slogan supposed to help the sales of an actual product?)I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Jez.
(Nope, I can’t believe it either! Anyway, speaking of being eaten, mmm. Hahaha!)
Anyhoo, I find this shit mildly entertaining. Woo.
