The Belated Resolution

I realize that stating my resolution this late in the new year probably make it less valid and make me looks like less serious in actually making sure it happens in the new year, but here goes anyway:

 

In the year 2007, Gloomyjez resolves:

 

1. to spend less money on clothing items
(I think this is the only item in the list which is serious and actually crucial)

 

2. to be less melodramatic, less moody, less suicidal
(It’s just so junior high! Lol. I seriously need to stop overthinking things and just take things a little more lightly)

 

3. to lose 5kg I gained in Dublin and during holiday season before my birthday
(Go to the gym! Drink that protein shake! Skip that french fries! Walk here, walk there! Move your ass! Eat that salad! No dessert!)

 

4. to dress a bit more chic, sophisticated, and gay
(Without obstructing the success of resolution #1 too much. You ask: why would anyone wanna dress gayer? My answer: Oh because I’m gay and I want to)

 

5. to try harder to find a boyfriend, but stop being desperate
(I need to muster up my confidence and start making the moves. I know that’s gonna be extremely hard for me. Sigh. Anyhow, yeah I know the resolution is a bit contradictory, but see the next resolution)

 

6. to stop making contradictory statements
(I actually find making blatantly contradictory comments on purpose to be funny and it actually cracks people up easily. Needless to say, I don’t want this resolution to be too successful)

 

7. to talk slower, and not mumble so much
(Let’s just say, I’ve gone from bad to worse last year, and I’ve got the complaints to prove that)

 

8. to be a little less lazy
(Notice the use of the words ‘a little less’? It’s because it’s almost impossible not to be, since us Indonesians have this latent laziness we inherited from our parents. Except if your family background is the farmer type that is, huhuhuh)

 

9. to show a little more tenderness
(I’ve been told I’m cold and whatnot, even though I’m not. The thing is, it’s just hard for me to tell the people I care about [friends, and family] that I care about them. I just don’t think people see me that way, that’s why this particular resolution is here. By the way, here’s a hint, so listen people: if I ask you a lot of questions, that means I care about you. Oh I just realize, that this is possibly why I haven’t been more successful in #5. Wow, I’m making progress in these resolutions as we speak, woo!)

 

10. to smile much more
(I was about to make a long explanation on this, but I backtracked and decided not to. Maybe on another post. In the meantime, the only comment for this resolution I can think of is: "Just do it".)

   
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Heh. Look at what I’ve made. A hefty list, indeed. Here’s hoping I’d be able to complete it before midnight of 31st of December (this is if I don’t get killed before that of course, huhuhuhuh).

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